Thursday 5 August 2010

Naomi Campbell turns the UN in to her bitch



Naomi Campbell turned up seven minutes late for a UN trial in The Haque today, where she is giving evidence as to whether she received blood diamonds from former Liberian president Charles Taylor.  After repeated calls for her to take the stand, Campbell finally appeared in a stunning cream two-piece from Azzedine Alaia's spring/summer collection paired with a *FABULOUS* new wig.  


When she sat down, Naomi announced that she "didn't really want to be here. I just want to get this over with and get on with my life, this is a big inconvenience for me" - have you ever heard anything so obsurd?  Clearly the truth is Campbell was afraid if she said too much she would land either herself or Taylor in trouble, which could result in threats against her's and her families lives.  Instead, after an hour or so of cringe-worthy testimony about how, Campbell says, she received "two or three dirty stones in a pouch, delivered to me in the middle of the night", she was allowed to leave the stand and return to walking 40ft down a runway somewhere.


But seriously, the outfit and wig being overshadowed was the real crimes here.


P.S.  I find it quite hilarious that Campbell, prior to her appearance today, had gone to all the trouble of having a court injunction imposed that banned photographs of her entering or leaving the Haque to be published - only to have the whole deposition broadcast live around the world.  What an idiot. 

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